Overall: 
2
Gameplay:
1
Graphics:
3
Sound: 3
2Gameplay:
1Graphics:
3Sound:
3Stink-Y Award
The Good: A.I. partner fairly responsive...
The Bad: Terrible production values destroy every aspect of this game, Has taken the worst aspects of video games from the early 90's and done nothing to improve upon them, Bewilderingly story that no one can truly care for, Lack of checkpoints add to the already repetitive gameplay, Soundtrack plays the same admittedly creepy track for every level, Awful voiceovers, Simple puzzles, Combat sections are shockingly terrible
A digital nightmareThe Bad: Terrible production values destroy every aspect of this game, Has taken the worst aspects of video games from the early 90's and done nothing to improve upon them, Bewilderingly story that no one can truly care for, Lack of checkpoints add to the already repetitive gameplay, Soundtrack plays the same admittedly creepy track for every level, Awful voiceovers, Simple puzzles, Combat sections are shockingly terrible
Ho ho, you rascals at Vectorcell, trying to alter my psychopathic hermit perspective of humanity. I frequently rage at A.I. partners, usually for around about 27 minutes before grabbing their metaphorical leash, Indy-whipping a high structure and watching them suffocate to make up for the mental anguish I've just been through. Amy, however, is an 8 year old challenged child, and not only can I not lose my rag with her for moral principles, she actually does exactly what I tell her to. Although if I was trapped in a world as shoddy as this one, I'd be nothing more than a puppet begging for help myself...Amy has been cradled with tepid hype over the past few months, building upon a damn respectable formula of Ico + zombies. Taking care o f Amy is Lana, a woman trying to get the gifted young girl as far awa y from a sinister corporation as possible. Unfortunately, what lies between them and safety is legions of ravenous undead and mercenaries...and glitches...and screen tear...and a camera latched to a bloody gnat...and the overwhelming feeling of being trapped in purgatory from beginning to end. Before these horrid realisations entered my brain, I had set my hopes high as I pressed start.And then the young girl did an unsettling scribble of events to come, ...
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